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Victorian Women

Victorian Page 3, 1893

The Strand magazine was an iconic, long-running magazine which was such an institution in its day that when it finally ceased publication in 1950, the news was announced on the BBC by a newsreader supposedly wearing a black armband.

I have a number of bound early editions from the 1890s and what strikes me is that they’re not only still an interesting read, but also they have really set a lot of the tone still seen in subsequent magazines. There’s the very Victorian serial short stories (the Sherlock Holmes stories were famously first published here) but also a lot of true crime, “celebrities”, humour, amusingly shaped vegetables, and this, the “Beauties” series. Dreamy pictures of young ladies (and also “Beauties – Children”) for the readers perusal. Note the subtly androgynous nudey drawing on one page – a subliminal way of emphasising what a lot of the male readers may have been thinking, perhaps?

Madame Laura Schirmer-Mapleson rather stands out. I love her confident grin at the camera but she’s not the standard slightly ethereal young lady. However, she was something of a celebrity – she was an opera singer (as was Madame Sigrid Arnoldson). Although, sadly, she died of pneumonia the following year.

Incidentally, if you’re interesting in reading more, there’s a great resource to look up huge numbers of public domain issues of The Strand here – https://archive.org/details/TheStrandMagazineAnIllustratedMonthly

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1900-1949 Games

Friday Fun – H G Wells’s Ball Game, 1938

A game this Friday from the 1938 Weekend Book. A game created by H G Wells, no less. And what did one of the most inventive literary minds of all time call this game? Yes, “Ball Game”. You will need a barn….

Nb. See also the cheeky water game “Kissing at the bottom of the sea”.

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Victorian Victorian Slang

Victorian Slang and Rik Mayall’s Good Bottom

Rik Mayall died two days ago and it’s just the saddest thing. As a teenager mad about history, comedy and silliness, his turn as Lord Flashheart in Blackadder was just joyous to me.

We were right in the middle of rewatching the wonderful Bottom too, which was reminding me again of just how good an actor he was, both in delivery and in his incredible physicality and endless expressions. As we have watched the Tony Hancock box set recently as well, I suddenly realised just how alike Hancock and Bottom were – the delusions, the pretensions, the acting done half by expression alone. The importance, and lack of, women, TV, money and respect. Bottom is pretty much Hancock in hell.

And so this is my small tribute, an extract from The Slang Dictionary”, 1865.

“Bottom” – endurance to receive a good beating and still fight on.

Farewell sir, you had good bottom.

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1900-1949 Games

Friday Fun – Are You Frustrated? 1940

Personality tests and analysis have been going from strength to strength since Carl Jung published “Personality Types” in 1921. And, as spoofed in Monty Python’s Papperbok, I remember religiously reading them in my teenage magazines and being slightly confused that the conclusions were pretty wide of the mark, as if I was deficient in some way from what the all seeing eye of the test proclaimed. I didn’t really consider it was just a journalist scribbling something together for a deadline. Today, if you’re on Facebook, you’re bombarded by the things, and they get more and more ridiculous. This post is inspired by the stupidest one I’ve seen, Which Classic Rock Band are You? As determined by what you like with your coffee and which sport you’re most interested in. (I’m Creedence Clearwater Revival). So, have a go at this one from PTO Magazine, February 1940, “Are You Frustrated?” And I hope for your sake you’re not a psychopath Type C. Although, frankly, there are no winners here.

PTO was a digest magazine of the month’s news from various outlets and this edition has a fantastically confident cover for wartime:

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1900-1949

The Happy Moron, 1938

A little poem, from The Weekend Book.

The-Moron-Weekend-Book-1955

(Nb. Some info about its possible provenance here – http://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/04/29/happy-moron/)

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1900-1949 Food & Drink

Vintage recipes – Mr Sutton’s Gin-blind, 1938

Groo.

In honour of my 40th birthday celebrations last night, I offer the cocktail and the cure, both from the 1938 edition of The Weekend Book.

Mr Sutton’s Gin-blind (“to be drunk with discretion”) is, I imagine, a kind of pre-war Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Cocktails-Weekend-Book

To be followed by this massively hardcore hangover cure, that sounds like something an alchemist might brew up in a cauldron. I think I’ll stick with tea and toast.

Hangover-cure-weekend-book-1938

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Victorian Victorian Slang

Victorian Slang of the week – We are the Dickeymen

Oh, The Slang Dictionary. I have so much to post from this Victorian beauty. It’s pretty much an 1865 version of Viz’s Profanisaurus with insults and phrases galore. The Victorians really had a way with words.

Slang-Dictionary-1865-cover

Definition of “Tootsies” below. Ha!

Tootsies

I’ve been in Liverpool for 21 years and, until I read this, I’d never heard the term “Dickey Sam” to mean Scouser, but it seems it was the common term up until mid last century – http://virtuallinguist.typepad.com/the_virtual_linguist/2008/10/scousers-and-dicky-sams.html

Slang-Dictionary-1865-dickeysam

Nb. “Look, the bulky is dicking!” [no comment]

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1950-1999

Feminist or Sexist? The Feminine Fix-It Handbook, 1972

The Feminine Fix-it Handbook, 1972
The Feminine Fix-it Handbook, 1972

Hmmmm. Tricky.

Kind of neither. And both.

Despite the slightly jaw-dropping language (can you even imagine a “traditional” DIY book requesting its male readers put on their hunkiest overalls before they begin?) it’s all very “Go, girl!” *fist pump*

I can see this book being aimed at Mary Tyler Moore, the Liver Birds, all those swinging 70s ladies living in flats and feeling pretty damned independent in a way that was quite new to most women. And who apparently had right tits as brothers in law.

It’s written well, very clear and informative, and I feel slightly shamed by the fact that I actually do need to know most of this stuff. I am rubbish at DIY, but then I am a woman and confused by electricity. And this despite the fact that many years ago I was actually a DIY buyer for a shopping channel.

(I was also the Erotica buyer as it happens, but that’s a story for another day).

And, well, frankly, I like this:

Feminine-fix-it-handbook-5

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1900-1949 Games

Friday Fun – Up Jenkyns! 1938

It’s Friday and it’s time for some Skittish fun, courtesy of The Weekend Book. This is a book right up my street, full of all manner of games and instruction, written in 1924 but updated regularly up until around 1955. It takes itself not seriously at all, the book equivalent of some bright young things skittering around at a pre-war house party.

Just look at this gorgeous cover –

The-Weekend-Book-cover-1955

Today I give you “Up Jenkyns!” A game my grandad taught me and my brother, and is forever associated for me with a piece of cherry cake and a cup of tea. (Although I imagined it being spelt “Up Jenkins”). This was such a popular game that you’ll notice it doesn’t even bother explaining how you play it. So, for the uninitiated, you need two teams of at least two people on each side and a table. The teams sit either side of the table with one side hiding a sixpence (a new 5p is perfect) in one of their hands secretly under the table. Once hidden, the team then puts their fists on the table while the other team has to guess which hand holds the coin, with all the additions mentioned below.

Up-Jenkyns-Weekend-Book

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1900-1949

Self Defence, 1935

Hello! I’m so excited about getting going that it’s hard to know where to start. But, on reflection, it can really only be with my 1935 copy of The Universal Book of Hobbies and Handicrafts, which was the first old book I ever bought and has been entertaining me ever since. I love these compendium books of knowledge, with tips on how to do pretty much everything, from the days when proper hobbies were a really big deal. I have collected a few of them now, but this is my favourite.

Universal Book of Hobbies and Handicrafts 1935
Universal Book of Hobbies and Handicrafts 1935

It’s full of genuinely useful information, although I’m not convinced the complicated pages of dance steps ever taught anyone to successfully dance the tango. But should you want to learn how to sing, how to identify birdsong or how to drown kittens, it’s all here.

I’m going to show you the Self Defence chapter, as Mr Chomondley-Warner would have practiced it. Rum chaps in flat caps assaulting their Oxford-bagged betters. It’s pretty much tips on how to get arrested now, if you ever put a lot of this stuff into practice. Piercing an assailants throat with your umbrella tip? The nose grip could be a useful move though.

Is it slightly sinister that “frog-marching is familiar to most people from school days”? Very Ripping Yarns.


Nb. When I was a student we spent quite a while attempting to recreate the “Countering a Body Hold” with no success. Can anyone manage it?